NO FUCKING GOD DAMN WAY.
NO.
I WENT TO GO TAKE A GOD DAMN SIP OF MY ORANGE JUICE BOX.

AND TO MY FUCKING SURPRISE THERE WAS SOMETHING
OTHER THAN ORANGE JUICE
INSIDE MY MOUTH


AND I SPIT IT OUT AND NOW
THERE’S A FUCKING DROWNING ANT
ON THE GROUND
IN A PUDDLE OF MY ORANGE JUICE SPIT
A BIG ANT, ONE OF THOSE BIG ASS CARRYING FOOD MOTHER FUCKERS

I REPEAT,
THERE WAS AN ANT
INSIDE OF MY FUCKING
STRAW
NO WAY.
NO.
NO. NO.NO.NO. NO.

Lights Out: A questionable admirer of Japanese electropop singer Kashiyuka throws her an aptly questionable birthday party.
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I. am so. scared.
sound didn’t work, i guess the kaboom fucked up my photobooth. Regardless you can see these fucks light a bucket with fireworks in it and an orange cone on top. Wish you could here their ugly hick laugh. My arms in the last ten seconds because i forgot i was recording and got so pissed.
edit: sound works nvm
:(
my life is going nowhere.
and i have no motivation to make it go somewhere.
i hate school, and i just want a life.
So, i got a haircut today without telling anyone :X!!!!!
what do you think?
