NO FUCKING GOD DAMN WAY.

NO.

I WENT TO GO TAKE A GOD DAMN SIP OF MY ORANGE JUICE BOX.

AND TO MY FUCKING SURPRISE THERE WAS SOMETHING

OTHER THAN ORANGE JUICE

INSIDE MY MOUTH

AND I SPIT IT OUT AND NOW 

THERE’S A FUCKING DROWNING ANT

ON THE GROUND

IN A PUDDLE OF MY ORANGE JUICE SPIT

A BIG ANT, ONE OF THOSE BIG ASS CARRYING FOOD MOTHER FUCKERS

I REPEAT,

THERE WAS AN ANT

INSIDE OF MY FUCKING

STRAW

NO WAY.

NO.

NO. NO.NO.NO. NO.

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: A questionable admirer of Japanese electropop singer Kashiyuka throws her an aptly questionable birthday party.

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I. am so. scared.

sound didn’t work, i guess the kaboom fucked up my photobooth.  Regardless you can see these fucks light a bucket with fireworks in it and an orange cone on top.  Wish you could here their ugly hick laugh.  My arms in the last ten seconds because i forgot i was recording and got so pissed.

edit: sound works nvm

:(

my life is going nowhere.

and i have no motivation to make it go somewhere.

i hate school, and i just want a life.

So, i got a haircut today without telling anyone :X!!!!!

what do you think?