forever a New Yorker
forever a queer
forever a scone.

 

In reference to my FM transmitter

Carolyn: your shit's fucking broken!

Me: that's not my shit, your shitty ipod is broken

Carolyn: No, it's not my shit it's your shit.

Me: Nah, it's your shit

Carolyn: Fuck you, this is your shit!

Me: You're shit

Carolyn: Your face is shit!

Me: You kiss my face

Carolyn: You kiss my ass!

.....

Carolyn: I love you.

Me: I love you too.

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