Carolyn: your shit's fucking broken!
Me: that's not my shit, your shitty ipod is broken
Carolyn: No, it's not my shit it's your shit.
Me: Nah, it's your shit
Carolyn: Fuck you, this is your shit!
Me: You're shit
Carolyn: Your face is shit!
Me: You kiss my face
Carolyn: You kiss my ass!
.....
Carolyn: I love you.
Me: I love you too.