May 2011
May 31st
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May 31st
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ATTENTION HARRY POTTER FANS!
wwiao:
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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NO FUCKING GOD DAMN WAY.
NO. I WENT TO GO TAKE A GOD DAMN SIP OF MY ORANGE JUICE BOX. AND TO MY FUCKING SURPRISE THERE WAS SOMETHING OTHER THAN ORANGE JUICE INSIDE MY MOUTH AND I SPIT IT OUT AND NOW  THERE’S A FUCKING DROWNING ANT ON THE GROUND IN A PUDDLE OF MY ORANGE JUICE SPIT A BIG ANT, ONE OF THOSE BIG ASS CARRYING FOOD MOTHER FUCKERS I REPEAT, THERE WAS AN ANT INSIDE OF MY FUCKING STRAW ...
May 30th
May 30th
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May 30th
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Anonymous asked: you're beautiful.
May 29th
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wut
ok i just woke up from a dream in which my mom secretly married president obama before he was elected and she was really upset that they couldn’t be together cause it would cause a scandal and michelle obama was like miserable looking the whole dream and everything took place in my mom’s apartment.
May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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End the War on Drugs
In days, we could finally see the beginning of the end of the ‘war on drugs’. This expensive war has completely failed to curb the plague of drug addiction, while costing countless lives, devastating communities, and funneling trillions of dollars into violent organized crime networks.  Experts all agree that the most sensible policy is to regulate, but politicians are afraid to touch the issue....
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 22nd
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"You are really starting to find and intelligently...
I love my professor :D she’s proud of me!
May 22nd
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My girlfriend loves to sleep
at night.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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blackkatemoennig asked: please, let's go. please.
May 21st
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Hi I'm Natalie, I love Ritalin and have low self...
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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for some reason my dad and my dad's fiancé talk on...
they are constantly socializing. also my dad doesn’t think i know how to do laundry and wtf. also my dog is such a dick and wont stop crying whenever i eat including when i eat Craisins. also i just realized my dad is on the phone with my mom, my life is weird, i don’t want to live here.
May 20th
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May 20th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-15) →
Ratatat (14) GIVERS (9) Radiohead (8) Bon Iver (6) Beach House (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
May 20th
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May 19th
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remember when the itunes logo was green
May 19th
May 19th
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May 19th
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talk to me, i am le bored
followers: tell me about yourself in one sentence dyke.tumblr.com/ask
May 19th
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Re: Big fancy job interview
thanks for all the love, but it was a shitty scam job fuck dat
May 19th
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Big fancy job interview today
May 18th
May 17th
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i found a piece of paper in my desk that i wrote...
Hard, moist and moaning/that’s how we start/that’s how we’re born/ that’s how we die/ the circle of life
May 17th
May 17th
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:( mm
May 17th
May 17th
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fuck. i'm drunk and i have some things to do...
May 17th