- straight guys: boobs are great
- gay guys: boobs are great
- straight girls: boobs are great
- gay girls: boobs are great
from being raped/abducted/murdered/I DON’T EVEN KNOW.
I was walking him around this little loop near our apartment like I do every night and at one point the loop is right next to this road with no houses or apartments. There was a car just sitting there with two guys in it that was out there the other night. As I approached the car a huge guy got out of the drivers side and yelled at me, “Ay ma, let’s go for a ride.” Right then Nietzsche starts freaking the fuck out and doing this death growl I’ve never heard before and barking like crazy. The guy yelled OH SHIT and jumped back in the car and sped off. I am so grateful right now.
if it was you, so jealous, the con -HELL YEAH
sainthood….heh nah bro