My cousin is in the final five to be on the cover of Scrapbook. Idk it’s a magazine. But like you should help him win. http://my.scrapbooksetc.com/app/voting/index.jsp?id=/templatedata/sbe/voting/data/1232664428872.xml He’s the cutest one with the swimmy’s on. :) if you vote for him for me i’ll give you a huge kiss.
"It's not what it sounds like"
Today Carolyn glanced at the computer my mom was on when she was over. She was not at the computer but an unfinished email was on the screen that read: “it was a bit of a struggle and i did gag but just once” it was being sent to my moms “friend” Judy.
Yo this is pretty cool →
i never thought of this before, this would be fucking awesome.
Today was gross.
Michelle: I can't wait to meet people at Hartford.
Kendra (holding stomach): Yeah, I think you will.
The two girls walk a few feet in silence, and then Kendra suddenly vomits.
Michelle (surprised): Oh!
Kendra: Sorry, I was really trying not to throw up. That was disgusting. *spits*
Michelle: It's okay; you don't need to apologize. Are you feeling better? That's important.
Kendra: Yeah, I think so.
Kendra walks a little more, then vomits again.
Kendra: Ew. I'm sorry.
Michelle: Don't say you're sorry. Are you sure you're okay?
Kendra: Yeah, I feel fine now.
Kendra: I'm never going to Johnny's Gelato ever again.
O.M.G. KENDRA YOU POOR BABY!
i can't fall asleep because
maryannasokol: my stomach hurts. it does this most of the time. it is lame. though i should mention that if this were due to pregnancy, which so many of you are always so sweet and kind enough to suggest (jerks), i would have had about 12 babies by now. also my record is going to be good. baby i’m like this too!
It's a shame that it's so nice outside
Because i’ll be in bed all day fucking my GORGEOUS 2.8 ghz 4GB memory 500GB hard drive ~MacBook Pro~ Seriously, fucking.
Reblog with your birthday (Month and Date) and one...
bertiedav: samann: carinaavila: love-and-radiation: 11/08—Bram Stoker. 09/16 - Lauren Bacall 08/24 - Steve Guttenberg 01/26 - Ellen DeGeneres :D 10/28 - Julia Roberts
Let's play the vagina game.
likeits1991: dederants: invisiblemonster: nachocheese: dividedbythesea: jermination: sammybear: kyndralatisha: sincerelynathan: butthole: kaitlynnicole: nikkiissohood: hilahree: Rules: take any movie and replace the last word with vagina. Mean vaginas. Lord Of The Vaginas Harry Vagina. remember the vagina i The Breakfast Vagina! The hills have vaginas Silence of...
You’re pretty funny, cute and charming. We should hang out again sometime. It was like babysitting a really lovable child who hits on you. A LOT. Thanks.
Weeds, you do me right.
elliotjacobson: jennyowenyoungs: Luck being a lady and all, the good people over at Weeds were kind enough to include “Here is a Heart,” a song from Transmitter Failure, in last night’s episode. If you were watching and heard some lilting strings during an emotional scene, why, those were arranged by Mr. Dan Romer. In fact Dan, Bess and I all worked together to forge the song in the fires of...
indierawk: Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead. SONGS...
Me: Let's go into Sleepy's and try out all the mattresses!
Natalie: Oh, come on. They'll know we're not gonna buy anything.
Me: We can act! Let's set up a scenario. I recently broke up with my boyfriend, and --
Natalie: You can't pull that off in THAT outfit.
(At the Cortlandt Shopping Center)
KENDRA, YOU WERE WEARING CARGO BOOTS AND A BANDANA.
Sometimes I buy really cool things. Like my new oriental cat waving thing that likes to jam to Allison Weiss with me. New Jersey does have some good stores I must admit…
6310.) I know I'm allergic to bananas. So I made...
(via blogsecret) FUCKYEAH BANANAS.
Dear New Jersey,
You suck. I want New York back. Sorry things couldn’t work out between us, but you have now made me so depressed that i don’t even want any of the beer left in the fridge that was purchased just for me. Or the vodka hiding in my closet. I don’t want sand, or warmth, or chlorine in my hair. I want New York, I want my boo’s, I want my bed, I want my computer, I want to...
likeits1991: just looked at my blog from an outsides perspective and i’ve come to the conclusion that I blog way too much about Natalie and Tegan and Sara. So, this is my appology post. Sorry guys! BUT YOU DON’T EVEN LIKE TEGAN AND SARA!
omg mom brought netflix. “the messengers” im gonna die. i love surprises!!
So today’s my last day in LBI. Can’t really say i’m disappointed. I had a decent time but i’m over it now. I’ll mail one last letter today and tomorrow I’ll hit the road. It’s time to move on to bigger and better things by going DEEPER into New Jersey to Exit 0 aka Cape May. I’ll get to see a familiar face. Which will be nice :)
Yeah, I’d say I was pretty much over this New Jersey thing. Can someone pick me up?
likeits1991: andrewfutral: Just checked my...
Marisa Bohlmann being the greatest person ever. →
Words cannot describe how much i love the song “Summer in the City” by Regina Spector. It’s rare that a song can actually bring me to tears. But this one gets me everytime. Marisa, being the angel that she is has covered it for me. She has done this before but not in full and never with vocals as well. This is the best present ever. Please watch it and agree with me....
This is my 200th post!!