July 2009
HEY.
You guys, if you saw twilight once.
Please watch it again, because it’s so much more rediculous the second time.
now i love it.
June 2009
goodmorning
My brother’s been playing Rockband
for much too long.
clickclickclackclack-clickclickclackclack-clickclickclackclack that’s what you get when you let your heart win clickclickclackclack-clickclickclackclack-clickclickclackclack woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh clack.
NOM.
This is what I ate today:
Breakfast
2:20pm Coolwhip from a spoon
Lunch
4:30pm Slice of Pizza
Dinner
9:45pm Pasta di anthony rispo
Dessert
4:17am Cold cheeseburger dipped in bowl of salsa
and i feel great.
YO
Gay pride day, should be everyday. I have so many highlights from tonight!
1. danced in the street with some random guy smoking a blunt
2. skipped to the pier with some happy gays
3. got ass raped while black girls chanted “go white girl”
4. got asked “how you doin tonight” by some scary dyke
5. met and talked to Benji Madden
6. gay pride!
7. delicious pizza
8....
i just met benji madden
I love Danny Devito
He’s the coolest.
wtf
1. everyone’s dead.
2. it’s going to rain all week AGAIN.
3. I have to go to nj for 2 fucking weeks
4. my coffee is making me sick
5. my extraordinary 3 week long good mood has finally taken a turn
sorry I blogged about my feelings
>:(
Can everyone please just stop dying?
HEY RICH GIRL
It was Stephen, right?
Knew it.
NO.
HEY RICH GIRL
I babysat for 8 hours tonight. The kids were sugar high. It was terrible.
But I made 80 dollars.
And my cousin came home drunk as fuck.
So it was all totally worth it.
Is it troo?
The man on the radio said
Michael Jackson’s dead
The Godfather of pop,
lays in his bed
have you heard what the kids are listening to?
RIP Michael
BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP
Lemmi tell you about this movie i saw tonight.
It was called Transformers 2. I’m going to list the reasons why IT WAS AWFUL.
a. I’ve never seen Transformers 1
b. The plot made no fucking sense
c. The attempt at comedy was embarrassing.
d. The female lead was COMPLETELY POINTLESS.
e. It was 18472928471284 movies put into one. IE:
1. National Treasure
2. Pirates of the...
The Open Faced Sandwhich
I don’t understand the point of open faced sandwhiches. They’re SO fucking unecessary. Why can’t there just be a second slice of bread on top? Is it too much? How the fuck am i supposed to eat a sandwhich that’s only half done? It’s rude.
Watchlikeits1991:
im sorry you had to see this.
My room looks fucking weird from this angle.
Yo
Best Summer Ever
2009
has officially begun.
It don't feel like the last day of school.
nuh uh
no sir.
UPDATE:
It’s over now, and now i’m sad. fuck.
HAY HAY THIS IS LONAY
Today I hang out with Ilan Astrachan.
we:
a. dropped ma dad off somewheres with his sketchy drinks
b. picked up Michael Burke
c. went to lonis
d. went to Sara O’conners for a few boat rides
e. went to carvel
f. ditched bitches
g. went to mike’s house for some “spice world”
h. hit up stop and shop at 10:51pm and bought tomato paste
i. we at my house, doing...
Who's fuckin tonight?
being hot and stuhffph
making crude jokes in the back and stuhffph
Bein gay and stuhffph
bein straight and stuhffph
Prom Plan
leave school at 11:30am
hair appt 12:00pm
make self look nice
get pictures taken at rebeccas 3:30pm
get to school at 4:30pm
leave at 5:30pm
get to West Point 7:00pm
prom it up with bitches
get fucked 10:43pm
come back to school
get fucked up like a mofo
fall…..to…..sleep
FUCK IT BITCHES, TODAY MIGHT BE REALLY COOL
and i’ll take some awesome update pictures of me being a...
This is my new friend, his name is matt →
I don't like my dentist.
my dentist is agitated for some fucked up reason, i don't know why, he's not the one getting cavities filled.
Dentist: bite down, does it feel weird?
Natalie: Uh, yeah like kinda
Dentist: Ok bite on this.....hmmm, put you're head back
(does something)
Dentist: How about now?
Natalie: Yeah, same
Dentist: Go rinse out your mouth and then tell me
(I do)
Natalie: Yeah my bite doesnt feel right.
Dentist: Alright sit down again
(does something)
Dentist: Now?
Natalie: Same..
Dentist: WELL YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO, SORRY!
Natalie: What?
(I look up and he's completely gone, i'm left alone in the room. The orthodontist comes in and looks at me with pity.)
Orthodontist: you're probably fine, it may just be the nicotine.
Natalie: He didn't have to be so mean...
Kendra Dawsey
Natalie: Aw you drew a flower! That looks so nice!
Kendra: You didn't draw ME a flower Jenn!
Jenn: Kendra, there's a reason i didn't draw you a flower
Kendra: Why Jenn, why? Is it because you de-flowered me?
