You guys, if you saw twilight once. Please watch it again, because it’s so much more rediculous the second time. now i love it.
My brother’s been playing Rockband for much too long. clickclickclackclack-clickclickclackclack-clickclickclackclack that’s what you get when you let your heart win clickclickclackclack-clickclickclackclack-clickclickclackclack woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh clack.
This is what I ate today: Breakfast 2:20pm Coolwhip from a spoon Lunch 4:30pm Slice of Pizza Dinner 9:45pm Pasta di anthony rispo Dessert 4:17am Cold cheeseburger dipped in bowl of salsa and i feel great.
Gay pride day, should be everyday. I have so many highlights from tonight! 1. danced in the street with some random guy smoking a blunt 2. skipped to the pier with some happy gays 3. got ass raped while black girls chanted “go white girl” 4. got asked “how you doin tonight” by some scary dyke 5. met and talked to Benji Madden 6. gay pride! 7. delicious pizza 8....
i just met benji madden
I love Danny Devito
He’s the coolest.
1. everyone’s dead. 2. it’s going to rain all week AGAIN. 3. I have to go to nj for 2 fucking weeks 4. my coffee is making me sick 5. my extraordinary 3 week long good mood has finally taken a turn sorry I blogged about my feelings
Can everyone please just stop dying?
HEY RICH GIRL
It was Stephen, right? Knew it. NO.
HEY RICH GIRL
I babysat for 8 hours tonight. The kids were sugar high. It was terrible. But I made 80 dollars. And my cousin came home drunk as fuck. So it was all totally worth it.
Is it troo?
The man on the radio said Michael Jackson’s dead The Godfather of pop, lays in his bed have you heard what the kids are listening to? RIP Michael
BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP
Lemmi tell you about this movie i saw tonight. It was called Transformers 2. I’m going to list the reasons why IT WAS AWFUL. a. I’ve never seen Transformers 1 b. The plot made no fucking sense c. The attempt at comedy was embarrassing. d. The female lead was COMPLETELY POINTLESS. e. It was 18472928471284 movies put into one. IE: 1. National Treasure 2. Pirates of the...
The Open Faced Sandwhich
I don’t understand the point of open faced sandwhiches. They’re SO fucking unecessary. Why can’t there just be a second slice of bread on top? Is it too much? How the fuck am i supposed to eat a sandwhich that’s only half done? It’s rude.
likeits1991: im sorry you had to see this. My room looks fucking weird from this angle.
Best Summer Ever 2009 has officially begun.
It don't feel like the last day of school.
nuh uh no sir. UPDATE: It’s over now, and now i’m sad. fuck.
HAY HAY THIS IS LONAY
Today I hang out with Ilan Astrachan. we: a. dropped ma dad off somewheres with his sketchy drinks b. picked up Michael Burke c. went to lonis d. went to Sara O’conners for a few boat rides e. went to carvel f. ditched bitches g. went to mike’s house for some “spice world” h. hit up stop and shop at 10:51pm and bought tomato paste i. we at my house, doing...
Who's fuckin tonight?
being hot and stuhffph making crude jokes in the back and stuhffph Bein gay and stuhffph bein straight and stuhffph
leave school at 11:30am hair appt 12:00pm make self look nice get pictures taken at rebeccas 3:30pm get to school at 4:30pm leave at 5:30pm get to West Point 7:00pm prom it up with bitches get fucked 10:43pm come back to school get fucked up like a mofo fall…..to…..sleep FUCK IT BITCHES, TODAY MIGHT BE REALLY COOL and i’ll take some awesome update pictures of me being a...
This is my new friend, his name is matt →
I don't like my dentist.
my dentist is agitated for some fucked up reason, i don't know why, he's not the one getting cavities filled.
Dentist: bite down, does it feel weird?
Natalie: Uh, yeah like kinda
Dentist: Ok bite on this.....hmmm, put you're head back
Dentist: How about now?
Natalie: Yeah, same
Dentist: Go rinse out your mouth and then tell me
Natalie: Yeah my bite doesnt feel right.
Dentist: Alright sit down again
Dentist: WELL YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO, SORRY!
(I look up and he's completely gone, i'm left alone in the room. The orthodontist comes in and looks at me with pity.)
Orthodontist: you're probably fine, it may just be the nicotine.
Natalie: He didn't have to be so mean...
Natalie: Aw you drew a flower! That looks so nice!
Kendra: You didn't draw ME a flower Jenn!
Jenn: Kendra, there's a reason i didn't draw you a flower
Kendra: Why Jenn, why? Is it because you de-flowered me?