June 2009
I just wrote this
well your sitting
on a bar stool
keeping motionless as you can be
thinkin maybe
if your lucky
life is like t-rex and stillness will sweep you away
to where it’s safe
planz 4 tmrw
likeits1991:
wake up at 6:30 am
take a shower
pick up Natalie around 7-7:10
go to BuckStar and get a cinnamon dolce latte
go to school
hate life
leave school
go to nysc
go to night school
have Bonnaroo meeting with Cynthia, Justin, Marissa and Emily.
then WHAT the fuck ever.
OMG DOES THIS MEAN THAT NOT ONLY ARE WE GETTING TO SCHOOL ON TIME BUT WE’RE ALSO GOING TO HAVE...
May 2009
“Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your vagina!”
– Sara Owen Youngs
bussiondusucre:
What the fuck is tumblarity?
I think I’m sitting in front of some teachers and they saw the title of my blag.
Also, I want a cool design guys. Help me out with this. Come on.
KENDRA.
“And over to my right is the destroyer of worlds, heart breaker, and my favorite...”
– Jenny Owen Youngs (via likeits1991)
BEST THING EVER.
Listen
bowery update: IM IN
Here's the plan
Go to the city
find a coffee shop
get some coffee
read
meet up with carolyn at Bowery
get denyed
cry
go home
IM READY.
my emotions are as followed:
likeits1991:
excited- a) to go to my internship :)
b) I’m seeing Jenny Owen Youngs tonight for the 52083 time. I still get excited to see her. I can’t wait to hear the new jamz.
c) JON!
anxious- a) to get my fucking presentation done. i’d say its a solid 60 % done. I will finish this on the trainz.
b) Natalie is a motherfucking minor and Bowery Ballroom are beyotches. She’s still going...
Today at my internship
*ring ring*
Jim: Oh is that your phone?
Natalie: yeah, sorry one sec, it's probably just my mom (knowing it's not)
(trying to have a serious conversation without any possible indication of it not being my mother)
Natalie: Hello?
Carolyn: NATALIE.
Natalie: yes?
Carolyn: What time am I picking you up?
Natalie: Um, lets go with 3:30
Carolyn: GREAT. LISTEN. You know Sara Olivia Moore?
Natalie: yes, yes i think so.
Carolyn: Ok, SHE WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOUR BOOBIES.
Natalie: (covers the phone slightly) Ok, um we're gonna have to talk about this later.
Carolyn: No no Natalie, did you hear me? She wants to play with your boobies.
Natalie: Right right, we're just going to have to talk about this later.
Carolyn: Wait Natalie!
Natalie: Ok then
Carolyn: No, no listen
Natalie: Sounds good mom, bye!
(pulls phone away from ear and hears: )
Carolyn: hahahahahahhaa
*click*
Well, at least I was productive this weekend.
From approximately 2:00PM yesterday to 7:00PM today I sat at in a chair and stared at a computer screen. Me and Final Cut Pro have had some serious one on one time. I honestly did not realize that when my cousin said she needed help editing a pilot for the new york television festival she actually meant “i need you to edit a twenty two minute pilot episode so heres all the footage now...
Okay children..
(While babysitting today)
Aidan: Natalie where's the monster??? (refering to a miniature plush cookie monster)
Natalie: I don't know, you hid it last didn't you?
Aidan: You took it
Natalie: No, I didn't take it, where'd you hide it?
Aidan: You hid it!
Natalie: I hid it?
(Ben reaching for my crotch)
Ben: It's in there!
Aidan: Yeah!
Natalie: Hey hey woah
Ben: It's in her pee pee! haha
Aidan: PEEPEE!
Natalie: (cock blocking) Okay, no, no.
Aidan and Ben: *laughter*
Aidan: (after copping a feel) Where's your peepee??
Natalie: listen, who want's ice cream?
Watch
Hoe
For sho.
Oh my!
What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
-Coconut What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
-Bubble gum What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
-Shake hands. What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?
...
fuckyeahweeds:
Melvina Reynolds - “Little...
I'm sick.
What the fuck.
I feel like someone punched me in the head and then took a blow torch to my throat. Also if I move too fast i get nauseous, but that’s pretty normal for me.
Now which one of you could I blame for this? Has anyone coughed in my mouth lately?
update:
GREAT I CAN BLAME ALL OF YOU!
theorderofthings:
I’m getting this over with. I recently lost my virJENNYty (YEAH, I SAID IT): A review of the Jenny Owen Youngs/Jukebox the Ghost shows in Little Rock at Juanita’s and Memphis at the Hi Tone Cafe [16th and 17th of May 2009]
This actually is less of a review of the show and more of a review of the individuals involved because that’s REALLY the only thing that will keep your...
tumblarity
jonmtm:
pollyammo:
my tumblarity is 5. i feel like a just got a crocodile in algebra.
how do i make my tumblarity 11 you guys? I want it to go to 11.
reblog lots of people and then like, post long posts and do a photo post then a chat post then a video post
it gives you points for reblogs, and for variety of different blogs
you’ll get 11 today but you’ll be 2 when you wake up. it...
“I fucking took a hit, put it in reverse, took a hit, put it in drive.”
– Carolyn Scopino
My dinner tonight
mmm i want some tortegans and sasa’a
Should I blog about my whole day? Okay.
Long day.
Got to school late, did nothing and then went to my internship. It was raining and i was an hour early so I hung out at a pizza place and tried to warm up because it was freezing and i was in just a tshirt. I bought a small cup of tea to warm my hands and after an hour started walking the rest of the way to my internship. Got there all wet but it didn’t matter much.
Jim taught...
"That's your brain cells popping!"
