May 2009
Well Keyfood...this is my stop
We had a good run but, it’s time to move on. Although i must admit, i did get choked up walking out tonight. I appreciate the fact that you played tegan and sara for me one last time. And it was perfect too, the time was 8:06, and i was on my last customer and “Call it off” played. Almost too perfect. I smiled and sang quietly to myself as i paper and...
April 2009
Carolyn Scopino
a poem
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Today was ordinary, a typical day
Until I arrived at the supermarkay
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Pulled in the lot, and I saw my mother
She didn’t see me, or didn’t know I was her daughter
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Walked through the door, and I saw you bagging
You looked very solomn, my tail started wagging?
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You coughed a few times, thanks to your influenza
I rushed to the fruit section, and almost knocked over...
Keyfood Customer of the day
(a woman looking around anxiously spots me)
WOMAN: hey!
ME: Hi, what's up?
WOMAN: (mumbles) heyyosuudhsdlfs
ME: what?
WOMAN: (wispers) do..you smoke??
ME: ...what? ...why?
WOMAN: do you... (wispers) i just need a ciggarette..do you have any?
ME: oh um,no not on me haha
WOMAN: AW, CRAP
ME: hahaha yeah sorry
WOMAN: GOD DAMNIT I JUST QUIT AND I JUST NEED ONE.
ME: right right i hear ya.
WOMAN: Ok sweety thanks anyway
ME: Yeah, anytime...
lol. keyfood. you're fucking bootleg...have i mentioned that?
Listen
“We drove around and i missed her, they missed me on the deck like that, they...”
– half marisa
half will tock
Why Keyfood's a dump -by Natalie Donohue
Today, everything broke. It was awesome.
First:
A woman wants to use a foodstamp card.
me: Cool.
woman: It won’t scan.
me: No problem let me try it. (It works. Declined.)
me: Oh you don’t have any money on this card.
woman: Yes I do.
me: Ok well, you don’t.
woman: Ok let me call someone.
me: Ok sure, April! Wtf is a decline slip?
April:...
BUTCH.
Yo.
What’s up?
4 twenty
A pretty eventful day:
Goodnight Natalie
Yawn.
I think it’s safe to say that I was way too tired today..
I went to sleep at 3:30AM last night after a long and eventful Saturday and even though I fell asleep in Kendra’s warm and toasty bed I don’t think i got much sleep. I think there’s just something about sleeping in someone else’s home that just makes me unable to stay asleep because when i’m home I can...
Okay.
It’s gorgeous out.
This is a wonderful weekend.
I'm on top.
1. Use tumblr
2. Clean Room
3. Quit Keyfood
4. Keep room clean
Me and Mr. James Libby (my site supervisor)
Jim: Alright you're taking off?
Natalie: Yep!
Jim: Well alright then.
Natalie: Yeah, See you next Tuesday!
Natalie: ....shitttt
Jim: What?
Current Priorities (in order of importance)
1. Use tumblr
2. Clean room
3. Quit Keyfood
4. Keep room clean
