January 2010
i knew it !- marisa to carolyn
tilt that smirnoff up!- kendra to carolyn
i need to smoke weed that’s why im not drunk- carolyn
December 2009
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and hold the person’s hand next to you. go ahead, even if you don’t know them....
– Lady Gaga. (via ashleelyn) (via speak-slow)
Reblog with your ipod's name
bittersweetvictory:
suncream-fetish:
foolsonparadefrolicandfuckabout:
dancelittleliar:
ohthatboysaslag:
sunshineinyourteacup:
nebulaeyes:
thefloodgates:
italktoredheads:
brittanycakes:
Leep The Giraffe
molly.
Florian The Titanic
PODZILLA
freddie
zebadiah
walter :)
almofadinhas
james :)
roberto
ipoon
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likeits1991:
No one talks until that fucking bongs done!- Nata
lmao
best dream ever
likeits1991:
I just awoke from a dream where Natalie and I went to Lady Gaga’s house and like it was really small and modest and her roomate was this weird chick with crazy light blue eyes.
She let me touch her face and like we took a bunch of pictures together and she was posing and it was cute.
she let you touch her face??? jel
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Me: Kendra will give you a ride
Jenn: Oh ummm u mean drive me to my death
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Part of a conversation this morning that I only...
Mom: Look at this, my hand is numb!
Natalie: I told you to go to the doctor, you're going.
Mom: alright alright, but seriously I can't feel my hand, this is totally queer.
Natalie: yeah well-
Mom: Oh wait no, that's just you.
Natalie: :0!
Sara Silverman
amandamacs:
im watching ‘jesus is magic’ right now. i hope its good…her show was lamesauce.
but carolyn scopino has told me her standup is better, im trusting you, carolyn.
the music number in the beginning… just not funny. more annoying than funny.
im totally sceptical of this whole thing.
but i love brian posehn…so that was cool.
p.s. i passed accounting. woo!
the parts that arent stand...
likeits1991:
thingstolike:
Merry Christmas, Tumblr! Jenny Owen Youngs - Things We Don’t Need Anymore
My first ever Jenny show! You can see the back of Natalie’s head. LOLZ.
oh shitttt you can, that’s redickalous
scottishlass:
Cell phone video shows moment woman topples pope
that body guard was on top of his shitttt
i just realized if the pope came up to me, i would literally feel nothing….
it’d be like if a priest came up to me honestly. what’s the big fucking deal?
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Reason # 367 why I suck at college.
I came back up to school today to study for my Film final which was at 7pm. I got here at 3ish and studied and studied and studied. I was doing a pretty good job at studying if I do say so myself. I was feeling pretty confident that I would be prepared for it.
7pm was approaching and suddenly I felt like I should check and make sure that my final was in the right place I was thinking it was....
Spell your full name without an...
thingstolike:
iwonderwhy:
stiritupalilbit:
summercandy:
cityinthesea:
kissyourbones:
floatingintheblue:
nowheretohide:
whomwouldshazdo:
crackkid09:
alexanderm:
blueridgemountains:
bathroomwindow:
G ZBT P
a jon gw
xnd Gy uo
N GD
omg lol
o ou wd
ov mgt odg
g po
t co joo
boo xd pott
umm d mt
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There’s nothing left of mine XD It’d be “B”....
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Lady GaGa (34)
The New Pornographers (7)
Ludwig van Beethoven (3)
Tegan and Sara (3)
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (3)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Oh, uh
Ryan: Kendra! get over here!
Carolyn: What, did you just call me Kendra?
Ryan: Yeah! Cause you're acting like one now!
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MICHAEL JACKSON DIED??????
bittersweetvictory:
tinachristinaaa:
kristallnicole:
pastprayingforr:
ohheyitsgabby:
eveningsun:
piniyopo:
alexalanerainbowveins:
mr-krabs:
believeinnarwhals:
jerryeffinpierce:
thatsnotaword:
1991:
filthytongue:
dumbleydore:
i was in my form class eating lollies
i was on tumblr.
graduating from high school
drinking Gatorade
walking into the Jack’s Mannequin...
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Any chance of a lift from JFK on Dec 28th?
jonmtm:
New Yorkers? Wanna spend some time snuggling over New Year with a Brit?
i would, except i’m terrified of airports and driving thanks to sara oliva moore :)
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I'm so fucking tired.
Why can’t i sleep.
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Can't Sleeeeeep
:”(
fuckyeahingridmichaelson:
Hi. This is Grace, I am the second administrator. Today, the main administrator, Courtney, was murdered. She was twenty-three.
I was just given administrative rights to the three accounts for Ingrid, Bess, and Allie, a few days ago. Court and I became fast friends during a very short period of time. Her best friend and I felt that we should let you know.
In regards to...
I got a C in math
phew
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NATALIE
justinclark:
i’m sorry for IMing you gifs of porn last night
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. but i guess i’ll unblock you now, if you behave.
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In order to survive in this society you either have to be in school, or have a...
– Carolyn Scope