i knew it !- marisa to carolyn
January 2010
tilt that smirnoff up!- kendra to carolyn
i need to smoke weed that’s why im not drunk- carolyn
December 2009
foolsonparadefrolicandfuckabout:
Leep The Giraffe
molly.
FlorianThe TitanicPODZILLA
freddie
zebadiah
walter :)
almofadinhas
james :)
roberto
ipoon
I just awoke from a dream where Natalie and I went to Lady Gaga’s house and like it was really small and modest and her roomate was this weird chick with crazy light blue eyes.
She let me touch her face and like we took a bunch of pictures together and she was posing and it was cute.
she let you touch her face??? jel
- Me: Kendra will give you a ride
- Jenn: Oh ummm u mean drive me to my death
- Mom: Look at this, my hand is numb!
- Natalie: I told you to go to the doctor, you're going.
- Mom: alright alright, but seriously I can't feel my hand, this is totally queer.
- Natalie: yeah well-
- Mom: Oh wait no, that's just you.
- Natalie: :0!
im watching ‘jesus is magic’ right now. i hope its good…her show was lamesauce.
but carolyn scopino has told me her standup is better, im trusting you, carolyn.
the music number in the beginning… just not funny. more annoying than funny.
im totally sceptical of this whole thing.
but i love brian posehn…so that was cool.
p.s. i passed accounting. woo!
the parts that arent stand up are horrible, but just skip over them, the rest is good.
I came back up to school today to study for my Film final which was at 7pm. I got here at 3ish and studied and studied and studied. I was doing a pretty good job at studying if I do say so myself. I was feeling pretty confident that I would be prepared for it.
7pm was approaching and suddenly I felt like I should check and make sure that my final was in the right place I was thinking it was. I clicked on my calender and looked at todays date. I saw the time and place for my final. Lecture hall, just like I thought. BUT. The time said 6:20 to 8:20………and my clock said 6:18.
In an instant panic i threw my computer off my lap which disconnected all the wires and my printer got confused so i couldn’t print my study guide. I decided to just run outside and forget it. I forgot my glasses too. Trying to catch a cab was hard. There was traffic. I got there 15 minutes late and out of breath.
I walked in and almost appreciated the fact that I couldn’t see my TA’s face. He handed me a test and I sat and took it.
point is:
I fucking SUCK.
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There’s nothing left of mine XD It’d be “B”. lol.
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- Ryan: Kendra! get over here!
- Carolyn: What, did you just call me Kendra?
- Ryan: Yeah! Cause you're acting like one now!
1991:
i was in my form class eating lollies
i was on tumblr.
graduating from high school
drinking Gatorade
walking into the Jack’s Mannequin show at Jones Beach with The Fray
at the beach
Working
At my grandma’s..I think Javi or Meysell told me. o.o
In the bathroom taking a shower.
I heard about his death on the radio
i was at best buy
at home watching tv
i was watching tv in my room, and my friend texted me and told me.
at FIDM about to start a business class :P
i was watching Transformers 2 haha
At alton towers ahaha i think i win
in the car with kendra
New Yorkers? Wanna spend some time snuggling over New Year with a Brit?
i would, except i’m terrified of airports and driving thanks to sara oliva moore :)
Why can’t i sleep.
:”(
Hi. This is Grace, I am the second administrator. Today, the main administrator, Courtney, was murdered. She was twenty-three.
I was just given administrative rights to the three accounts for Ingrid, Bess, and Allie, a few days ago. Court and I became fast friends during a very short period of time. Her best friend and I felt that we should let you know.
In regards to these accounts, I will keep them, but I am going to stop all posting for one day, simply to allow myself and her other friends to cope. But I will keep this going, because Courtney loved these three wonderful artists a lot.
I’m so sorry to all that are affected by this.
whatttttt
phew
i’m sorry for IMing you gifs of porn last night
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.
but i guess i’ll unblock you now, if you behave.