January 2012
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teacher: give me your email so i can send you the work for this lesson
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com
In reference to my FM transmitter
Carolyn: your shit's fucking broken!
Me: that's not my shit, your shitty ipod is broken
Carolyn: No, it's not my shit it's your shit.
Me: Nah, it's your shit
Carolyn: Fuck you, this is your shit!
Me: You're shit
Carolyn: Your face is shit!
Me: You kiss my face
Carolyn: You kiss my ass!
.....
Carolyn: I love you.
Me: I love you too.
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vandesin:
What if ....all the Republican candidates...
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I've got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read...
mind-the-neurogasm:
mrsloki:
That’s wrinkling my brain.
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rojerk:
My whole life I was taught to believe that white meat chicken is superior to dark meat
When I was younger I thought that dark meat was bad, or tainted or something
Today I realize that dark meat is just as good, if not more tender and juicy, than white meat
END CHICKEN RACISM NOW
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http://drunkronswanson.com/ →
Anonymous asked: da mais valor pra tua mina.
Le Poem
I’m working for an hourly wage. I
Went to High School, didn’t do great.
Still I gotta make more cash.
More education is what I’m looking at.
When I get a degree,
I will make a bigger salary.
So now I’ve got to see
which college is right for me.
I went on the internet, and
found Education
Con
Nec
Tion.
I took some pretests to
Find out my direction.
I’m...
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abwhoretion:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
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Anonymous asked: I really love you just to let you know.
nvm im still up
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Teenage Mutant Tinja Nurtles
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is anyone awake? talk to me pleaseee
anonymous questions?
id appreciate all because i dont know why i cant sleep
ill chat with whover lets have a nice tawwwwk
Barack and Michelle are the only presidential...
kaminapan:
excusemypassion:
I’ve never seen so much chemistry between any other President and First lady.
natalie
theyre sexy
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I'm going to start watching The Sopranos
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Fuck all of you with your damn skills
I don’t have skills. I go to school, to try and get some skills but no one will help me get any because i can’t get an internship and cant even afford my tuition this semester. fuck.
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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leaked audio recording from beyonce’s delivery...
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kaminapan:
dyke replied to your post: I think I’m attracted to people with big noses. …
that’s nosist
Natalie stop being jealous just because you’re not packing in the facial area.
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vacation all i ever wanted
lol 1: I can finger you in the finger lakes
lol 2: ......................it's cold
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Anonymous asked: HAI :] how are you?
Watchandrewfutral:
The winner of New years eve
lmao