forever a New Yorker
forever a queer
forever a scone.

 

kaminapan:

So you know that East Haven mayor that answered he might be having tacos tonight when asked “What will you do for the Latino community?

What an asshole, right?

Well.

There’s been a protest started by Reform Immigration FOR America where if you text TACO to 69866, they will send a taco to Maturo’s office.

you know what to do, guys.

Spread the word.

hahahaha

teacher: give me your email so i can send you the work for this lesson

me:

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me: tastybitch69@hotmail.com

In reference to my FM transmitter

Carolyn: your shit's fucking broken!

Me: that's not my shit, your shitty ipod is broken

Carolyn: No, it's not my shit it's your shit.

Me: Nah, it's your shit

Carolyn: Fuck you, this is your shit!

Me: You're shit

Carolyn: Your face is shit!

Me: You kiss my face

Carolyn: You kiss my ass!

.....

Carolyn: I love you.

Me: I love you too.